Shark Week!

To Celebrate Shark Week on The Discovery Channel, I found these lyrics written by 'arrognatsleepyhead' on Tumblr

It's also ZUTARA WEEK! [those who don't know, its the celebration of the love that should be Zuko and Katara lD ]

I did not write these, but I thought I'd share ^_^



[its better if you play the actual song while reading the parody lyrics xD]
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Wake up in the mornin feelin’ like a real geek
Grab the remote to the tv and turn it straight to Shark Week
Before I leave, set the Tivo to record shark attacks
Don’t even wanna go out, so fuck yeah I’m comin’ back

I’M TALKIN Jaws chewin up life boats, boats
Sweaty hands on the damn remote, mote
GOD DAMN, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW, SHOW
Drop toppin playin my favorite movie scores
To the sharks chompin on those beach bound whores
I ALMOST LIKE IT AS MUCH AS STAAAR WARSSSSSS

DON’T STOP, SHARKS WILL CHOP
GONNA CHEW THOSE BITCHES UP
TONIGHT IMA WATCH ‘BEST BITES’ TILL THE SUNLIGHT
TIK TOK, AT THE DOCKS
ALL THE SHARKS ARE SMELLIN BLOOD, YO
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
WHOA OH OH OHHHH

Ain’t got a care in the world cause of Shark Week’s premiere
Ain’t got no blindfold in pocket cause I watch without fear
And now the sharks will creep the shorelines if you’re stabbed with a dagger
They’ll track your wound in the water even if you’re Mick Jagger

I’M WATCHIN Shark Week in swim trunks, trunks
Discovery Channel gettin me pumped, pumped
THESE FUCKIN SHARKS GOT LOTS OF SPUNK, SPUNK
Now, now I’m hopin these children drown, drown
So my shark friends can chow down, down
Shark friends can chow down, down
Shark friends can chow down

DON’T STOP, SHARKS WILL CHOP
GONNA CHEW THOSE BITCHES UP
TONIGHT IMA WATCH ‘BEST BITES’ TILL THE SUNLIGHT
TIK TOK, AT THE DOCKS
ALL THE SHARKS ARE SMELLIN BLOOD, YO
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
WHOA OH OH OHHHH

DON’T STOP, SHARKS WILL CHOP
GONNA CHEW THOSE BITCHES UP
TONIGHT IMA WATCH ‘BEST BITES’ TILL THE SUNLIGHT
TIK TOK, AT THE DOCKS
ALL THE SHARKS ARE SMELLIN BLOOD, YO
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
WHOA OH OH OHHHH

Don’t build sharks up
They’ll tear you down
They’ll eat your lungs and your kidneys
With your hands up
They’ll come around,
You’re still in their territory
DON’T BUILD SHARKS UP
THEY’LL TEAR YOU DOWN
THEY’LL EAT YOUR LUNGS AND YOUR KIDNEYS
KEEP YOUR HANDS UP
CAUSE HELP WON’T COME
YOU DONE FUCKED UPPPPPPP

Now, the party don’t start till Shark Week’s here.

DON’T STOP, SHARKS WILL CHOP
GONNA CHEW THOSE BITCHES UP
TONIGHT IMA WATCH ‘BEST BITES’ TILL THE SUNLIGHT
TIK TOK, AT THE DOCKS
ALL THE SHARKS ARE SMELLIN BLOOD, YO
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
WHOA OH OH OHHHH

DON’T STOP, SHARKS WILL CHOP
GONNA CHEW THOSE BITCHES UP
TONIGHT IMA WATCH ‘BEST BITES’ TILL THE SUNLIGHT
TIK TOK, AT THE DOCKS
ALL THE SHARKS ARE SMELLIN BLOOD, YO
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
WHOA OH OH OHHHH
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