Zombie Survival Rules

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In the case of a Zombie outbreak, Please follow these rules:

The Mall is always the best place to make a base and defend yourself in.
Never EVER use a public restroom, its better to whiz in the bushs then to be trapped in a small room with only 1 door and no ammo.
When in doubt shoot first, shoot some more, shoot later then if anything is still moving.......shoot it again.
Shoot Twice, its better to waste the extra bullet then waste your life.
Aim for the head if you want them dead.
Always check the back seat before getting in a car.
A Greater number of living people grouped together isn't always the best thing.
Whenever possible, Blow off steam or else you will go crazy.
If you think you've been bitten, chances are you have, kill yourself and take as many of them sonovaguns as possible with you!
Pray, your best ally is the man upstairs
Napalm, because theres nothing like a good zombie bar-b-q!